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Mojoco
29-04-12, 11:20 AM
Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
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In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels.."
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On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
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On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
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On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
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On a Church Bill board:
"7 days without God makes one weak."
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At a Tyre Store
"Invite us to your next blowout."
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On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
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In a Non-smoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
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On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
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At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
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On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."
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On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"
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At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
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Outside a Car Exhaust Store:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
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In a Vets waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
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In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."
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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."
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And don't forget the sign at a
RADIATOR SHOP:
"Best place in town to take a leak."
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Sign on the back of yet another
Septic Tank Truck:
"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"

aZooZa
29-04-12, 12:02 PM
Fabulous. More of this quality please! :D

Mojoco
29-04-12, 12:18 PM
My wife asked me what I was doing on the computer last night.


I told her I was looking for cheap flights.


"Oh that is fantastic..... I really love you!" she said, she was so pleased and got all excited.


Later that night we had amazing sex ....



Which is odd because she’s never shown an interest in darts before !

aZooZa
30-04-12, 12:54 AM
My wife asked me what I was doing on the computer last night.


I told her I was looking for cheap flights.


"Oh that is fantastic..... I really love you!" she said, she was so pleased and got all excited.


Later that night we had amazing sex ....



Which is odd because she’s never shown an interest in darts before !
Loud guffaws here in Thailand. Moved to the lounge forum.